A Very Serious Account of the American War

'Escuseme.

After the French were defeat in Diem Bien Phu, the AmeriCAN soldiers moved in. President JON SON decided this. The maaaan reason for this was the communist expansion, the Communist expansion was vely faaaat.Some US soldiers did not want to come to Vietnam but the government sent them so they came.
Escuseme. 20 million gallons of a chemical Agent Orange, no more forest, then, many people got sick and cancer and many babies in deformity born. Even AmeriCAN soldiers get the same from cancer.
Escuseme. Here is Rock Pick Mountain. In the war, the AmeriCAN put a lookout and a RAdio on top of mountain, that way they could control the demilitarized zone. Here a lot of land mice. Even today a lot of land mice, put under ground, someone stand on it, boom. 5000 people lost here after war because of land mice after war, last year one lady killed by land mice when she farming. Yes, land mice still very popular in Vietnam. (common?)
Escuseme. US veterans tell me only 70% of bombs dropped exploded, still 30% out there. Very dangerous, not easy to clear.'