Happy Birthday for Big Hungry Scotsman

There once was a young lad of Perth,
Who by cycling did lose lots of girth,

He then met a Feller,

"You're great" he did tell her,

"I'll move from my country of birth!"

So to countries low he did go,

Away from the rain and the snow,

Where the teaching is easy,

And relationships breezy,

But we miss him back here, he should know.

Now all over the world, they take trips,

And of much local beer do they sip,

But like all Scots abroad,

While back home it just poured,

Stu's deep in Brazil...with the squits.

---Next time you're back in Europe, I'm going to have to make a proper effort to visit you. It's been far too long.Mahinda